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You don’t need Fuck You Money you need Fuck You Love

Why more money never made you feel safe

Sep 10 • Octopusyarn

You’re Right About Slop. You’re Wrong About AI Writing.

Writing with and against the machine

Aug 28 • Octopusyarn

You Are a Type of Guy

How I learned to stop competing and love hot yoga

Jul 30 • Octopusyarn

Don't Be More Ambitious

Megalomania, done right

Jun 4 • Octopusyarn

Follow the Resistance

A Crooked Essay on Will

Apr 23 • Octopusyarn and Layman Pascal

Your Altruism is Selfish

Egoists, Activists, and the Intelligence of Desire

Mar 12 • Octopusyarn

How to Love Suffering

Where Amor Fati Leads

Feb 26 • Octopusyarn

Why You Can’t Just Do Things

A Postcard from Agentia

Feb 12 • Octopusyarn

You've Been Taken: Pan and Moloch

A Post-Metaphysical Grimoire 3/4

Jan 29 • Octopusyarn

A Dynamic Map of Hell: From Mammon to Mephisto

A Post-Metaphysical Grimoire (2/4)

Jan 15 • Octopusyarn

Split the Ikigai

Why the Dream Job is a Failure Mode

Jan 1 • Octopusyarn

Why You Are Probably Working for the Devil

A Post-Metaphysical Grimoire (1/4)

Dec 18, 2025 • Octopusyarn

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