Octopusyarn

Swiping Made You Forget Umami

Markets are tongues

May 21 • Octopusyarn

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A Bro’s Place is the Kitchen

Ashwagandha, Perineum Sunning, and Grandma's Cigarette

May 7 • Octopusyarn

32

7

5

April 2026

Follow the Resistance

A Crooked Essay on Will

Apr 23 • Octopusyarn and Layman Pascal

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7

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Cyborgs Will Kill the Corporation

On Excorporations and the Death of the Firm

Apr 9 • Octopusyarn

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March 2026

You are a Donut

On love, loss, and topology

Mar 26 • Octopusyarn

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Your Altruism is Selfish

Egoists, Activists, and the Intelligence of Desire

Mar 12 • Octopusyarn

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February 2026

How to Love Suffering

Where Amor Fati Leads

Feb 26 • Octopusyarn

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Why You Can’t Just Do Things

A Postcard from Agentia

Feb 12 • Octopusyarn

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January 2026

You've Been Taken: Pan and Moloch

A Post-Metaphysical Grimoire 3/4

Jan 29 • Octopusyarn

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A Dynamic Map of Hell: From Mammon to Mephisto

A Post-Metaphysical Grimoire (2/4)

Jan 15 • Octopusyarn

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14

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Split the Ikigai

Why the Dream Job is a Failure Mode

Jan 1 • Octopusyarn

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21

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December 2025

Why You Are Probably Working for the Devil

A Post-Metaphysical Grimoire (1/4)

Dec 18, 2025 • Octopusyarn

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